Friday, February 16, 2007

Marmaduke and his owner-lady are so cold they are sprouting phantom broccoli stalks, a side-effect of early-morning chill unique to the Marmidukiverse™.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Marmaduke's plans for tonight are to eat lots of snacks and watch elephants fucking on TV.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Marmaduke has forgotten that he does not speak English.

Monday, February 12, 2007

Marmaduke's owner-lady refuses to put ice cream on his dog food, no matter how much he tickles her butt.